Intro to Perpentages (work in progress)

Why per-cent (for every one hundred a.k.a. x/100 or %)?
Why not try per-pent? The denominator is five.
Add your numerators to reach five, which is divided by five
which equals one.
Such as, picture a scenario of a girl training for a marathon.
where 1/3 of the race is in forest, 1/6 in desert, 2/9 uphill,
and the rest is on track. What perpent of the race is on track?
Solution: substitute the one in the numerator in all of the given
ratios for race landscapes with the 5. Determine the individual
perPentages, add them, subtract from five. The result is your answer to what
perpent of the race is on track. The answer happens to equal 1.94
(perpent, x/5).
For comparison, you would readily accept that 38.89% of the race
is on track because we see 1/3 as 33%, 1/6 as 16.5%, and 1/9 as
11%, so we argue that the race is on track around 38% of the time.
When we use the perpent system, the differences seem much smaller;
e.g. 1.94 perpent versus 38.89 percent.
Our minds have been instructed to learn and adapt to frequently
using the percentage scale when there really are infinite other
scales. There is no right way, but somehow the idea of an alternate
reference seems revolutionary. I personally am fond of the percentage
scaling system since it can be universally applied to any daily activity
as well as non-recreational applications in legal or professional matters.
But, as innately rebellious as I am, the notion that all ratios ought to
add up to 100 irked me to the core. So, instead of spewing chunks, I spewed
In a vein of rebellion, I sought and found a way to subvert my subverters,
the schools of thought imprinting everyone like a label, “Made in the U.S.A.
(public education system)”. Uniqueness is a fleeting feeling comprised of elation.
It means that one has properly managed the struggles of life in solitude in order
to survive. It is true that a gross perpentage of human behavior is not
unique to any individual and is, instead, hardwired in the human genome
that all humans share.
Humans are also  hardwired for original thought, however. Thinking thoughts
never thunk before is the definition of uniqueness as a personality trait.
I have lived a different life, so I am a different person, in relation to
everyone else and vice versa. It is a plain, simple, and logical fact that is
often forgotten during interpersonal interactions, according to my observations
as a human living in American society for the past 28 years. We judge and hate.
People are motivated by similar objectives that they’re almost always in the
process of achieving. So, give ’em a break, and demand one for yourself.
Soon, we’ll be dead anyway. Haha.?
how to make any number x the reference
x – (ratio 1 + ratio 2 + … ratio n)


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s